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Post by easy rider on Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:43 am

20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
Cool Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by easy rider on Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:28 am

CIA

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists...two men and
a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair.

Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then
the man came out with tears in his eyes.

"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death
with the chair."


Moral: Women can be evil. Don't mess with them

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by easy rider on Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:33 am

Speeding...

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and they have the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DWI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the big liar told you I was speeding, too.

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by easy rider on Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:30 am

Bedtime Prayer For Guys

As I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so, once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
'Cause one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor,
And once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
And brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!

I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance, and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.

Amen.

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by alphawex on Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:15 pm

after sex with coed...

congressman: how much?
coed: P200 lang
congressman: what? how can u exist on 200?
coed: sideline ko lang to. blackmail talaga business ko.


**************

isang araw, nakita kita umiiyak sa ulan...
lumapit ako, sabi mo "wala kang pakialam! dito lang ako"

tumawa ako at sabay sabi,
"bahala ka! Yung dede mo bakat na.."

*******************

Dad : "How's school today?"
son : "We studied MATH and I did good!"
Dad : "Ows? ok, let me test you: "If I'll give you P300 & mommy gives you P500,
ano sagot mo?"
son : "Great! TENK YOU PO!"

**************

masahista: sir, ELMO pala name nyo.
man: hindi ah!
masahista: yan kc nakatatoo sa manoy mo, liit nga eh!
man: cge himas. o anu na basa?
masahista: wow! EL FILIBUSTERISMO!!

************

Adik: Will you marry me?
Pokpok: Oo, pero okay lang ba sayo kahit meron akong past?
Adik: Oo, okay lang. Wala naman akong future eh!

**************

Pedro: Pare pinapili ako ng misis ko, pag-ibig daw o kaibigan?
Juan: So kaya ka andito nagyon dahil pinili mo kaibigan?
Pedro: Hindi pare, Pag-ibig pinili ko

**************

James Yap: kris, panglima na ba ako na lalake sa buhay mo?











Kris Aquino: hindi ha, sa totoo lang..... Thhhhhhhirty something na.U

****************

wife: hon, sino si trixie?
husband: ah, kabayo yun. yung pinustahan ko sa karera.
wife: ah ganon? sige, animal ka! sagutin mo yung telepono, tumatawag yung kabayo
mo!

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Isang gabi,
nakasakay ako sa jeep.
Nagtataka ako kung
bakit lahat sila
natakatingin
sa akin.

Ayaw nilang kumibo.
Nakatitig lang sila sa akin.
Hanggang sa may isang
naglakas ang loob
at sinabing,







"Hijo, inarkila namin 'to."

*****************

May isang bus na pinasok ng isang rapist

RAPIST: Nandito ako para mang-rape! Kung ilan ang ngipin niyo, ganun karaming
beses ko kayo rereypin!

DALAGA: Naku po, pakawalan niyo na ang lola ko. Wala na siyang ngipin.

LOLA: Gaga! May isa pa!

************

Teacher: What famous disaster occurred in the year 1912?
Know-it-all student: The Titanic struck an iceberg!
Teacher: Yes and where did it occur?
Know-it-all student: North Atlantic!
Teacher: What month?
Know-it-all student: April! 12th of April!
Teacher: How many passengers and crew perished!?
Know-it-all student: 1,517!
Teacher: And what were their names?!

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Isang hatinggabi, si Sadako ay sumakay ng jeep patungong Balete at dun siya...

dun siya wish you girlfriend was hot like me
dun siya
dun siya baby
dun siya!

*************

as i watched the ants crawl upon the wall, i noticed that no matter how busy
they are, they still stop & communicate...

i hope we could be like ants...

nakakalakad sa walls!

***********

(in a cabinet meeting ...)

GMA: oshige ... kung sino man ang tamaan ng bola na 'to ay siyang magre-resign

(initsa ang bola, tumalbog pabalik sa kanya ...)

GMA: o ... praktis lang un noh? ulet!

************

sa 1 ospital...

Lola (may cancer) : doc, anong gagawin nyo sa akin?
Doc : che-chemo lola.
Lola : t!t! mo rin!!! Bastos ka!! walang modo!!

*************

TEACHER: Takyo, pls read ur not less than 100-word essay about ur cat.

TAKYO: Yes mam! My cat (bow). I have a cat. Her name is Mingming. Yesterday, she
was lost. I looked for her. Ming? Ming?Ming? MIng Ming!Ming? Ming?Ming? MIng
Ming!Ming? Ming?Ming? MIng Ming!Ming? Ming?Ming? MIng Ming!Ming? Ming?Ming? MIng
Ming!Ming? Ming?Ming? MIng Ming!Ming? Ming?Ming? MIng Ming!Ming? Ming?Ming? MIng
Ming!Ming? Ming?Ming? MIng Ming!Ming? Ming?Ming? MIng Ming!Ming? Ming?Ming? MIng
Ming!..My cat.

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A prince was cursed by a witch that he could speak only 1 word/year. But if he
doesn't he could save the words for the next year. 1 day he saw a pretty
princess and fell in luv, he waited for 10 years to say

"darling i love you, i would like to marry you"

guess what the princess replied....




"PARDON??"

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ice cream ba
tlaga ung
iniendorz ni
pacquiao sa
komrxal nya
na nestle
ice cream?
kala ko kc
softdrinks eh?
kc sbi nya..





"oh mga bata..
MIRINDA na.."

************

may ngongo sa bus:

ngongo: mama mara lang a tami
(hindi huminto ang bus)
ngongo: mama mara!
(tuloy tuloy parin ang bus)
ngongo: mama inami ng mara e!
driver: ori a! aala o niloloo mo lan ao e!

**********

Doctor: misis mula ngaun ay kau
na ang magpapakain sa asawa nyo
dahil wala na syang kamay at paa..


Misis: ndi nga??


Doctor: hehe.. ndi joke lang..





























patay na sya..

************

"danbe fuld baragats daragats
emstel emstel jenepram dablak.."

ulit-ulitin nyo.. magegets nyo rin..

************

A toy...

A leaf...

A toy...
A leaf...

A toy
A leafin mo kahit hindi batid
Aaminin to minsan ato'y manhid...

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sa mall..

mom: anak, wag kang bibitaw sa palda ko para di ka mawala.
anak: opo!

2 hours later...

mom: mamang sikyo, may nakita ba kayong batang may dalang palda?

***********

hindi makapagtimpla ng juice si inday.


dahil nkasulat:







concentrate.

**************

Pag nagalit mama mo,
kasi late ka na umuwi...

Wag ka matakot.
Unahan mo:
"Bakit ngayon lang ako umuwi?
San ako nanggaling?"

Sabay kuha ng bag at damit saka mo isigaw...

"Punyetang bata ako!
Hala sige lumayas ako!!"


************

TOP 8 Melanie Marquez Quotes:

1.I couldn't care a d**n!
2.What's your next class before this?
3.Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? (ulitin
natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)
4. Hello, my brother Joey is out of town. Would you like to wait?
5.Don't touch me not!
6. Hello? For a while, please wait yourself.
7. You!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore!
8. Come, let's join us! (Why not, no?)

********

Erap writing on a slum book

Favorite Actor:
Arnold Scharzene... (erase)
Arnold Schwarze... (erase)
Arnold Schwarzz... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenne.... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenner... (erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg... (erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne... (erase)
Arnold Clavio

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by alphawex on Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:16 pm

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

______________________________

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

_____________________________

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

_____________________________

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

______________________________

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

______________________________

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

_____________________________

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

_____________________________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by FloydSteven on Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:30 am

ito hindi ito joke pero parang joke na din kasi nakakatawa.

sabi ng isang kaibigan ko... alam mo pare it's funny..nung bata ako mahilig ako sa matandang babae....ngayon matanda na ako....mahilig ako sa bata.....

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kaya naisipan na namin ni misis magkaroon ng ANAK!

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by jackbrng on Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:03 pm

magsyota sa motel.....

kakatapos lang nila mag-sex, pero yung girl panay himas ng bird ni boy

BOY: gusto mo pa?

GIRL: no, hindi, nami-miss ko lang to, mayroon ako nito dati eh

ooooooooooooooooooooo

Magsyota uli sa motel.......

GIRL: SINUNGALING KA! sabi mo ako ang una mong dinala sa lugar na ito.

BOY: OO nga, ikaw nga.

GIRL: eh bakit sabi nila madalas ka dito

BOY: OO nga, madalas ako dito, pero ikaw yung UNANG GIRL na nadala ko dito.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Magsyota uli sa Motel.........

BOY: First time mo ba?

GIRL: OO NAMAN NO!!! kainis!!!! why are you guys asking me the same question, HMP!!!!

oooooooooooooooooooooo

ito ERAP Joke naman

ERAP: itigil ang putukan, CEASEFIRE!!!!

MILF: spell CEASEFIRE??

ERAP: sige bombahin ang mga yan, padadalhan ko na lang ng CHRYSANTHEMUM ang mga yan sa burol nila

MILF: spell CHRYSANTHEMUM?

ERAP: GAGO! ROSE sinabi ko, BINGI!!!

ooooooooooooooooooooo

Question and Answer.......

Girl: Bakit may bulsa ang BRIEF?

Boy: Para paglagyan ng Asin?

Girl: Para saan yung Asin?

Boy: Pampaalat ng ITLOG

Girl: Ahhhhh, kaya pala walang bulsa yung PANTY

Boy: syempre, wala naman kayong itlog eh

Girl: Hindi, kasi maalat na yung MANI

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by easy rider on Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:40 am

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by easy rider on Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:42 am

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis.

With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by p0g1ng on Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:23 pm

Magkaibigan

Dalawang unano, nag-goodtime sa Malate. They are having a time of their life at Beer Gardens and Karaoke bars and they capped the fun with 'pick-up girls' for the rest of the night. Kumuha sila ng magkatabing kuwarto sa mot-mot. Iyong isa disappointed dahil hindi siya 'tigasan'. Kahit anong concentrate ang gawin niya ay wala parin. Lalong lumaki ang disappointment niya dahil naririnig ang nasa kabilang kuwarto na bumibilang ....ISA .....DALAWA......TATLO......UMMPPP sa boung magdamag. Kinabukasan, sa kanilang pag-uusap: "Disappointed ako dahil kahit anong gawin ko hindi ako tigasan." "Eh, di mas lalo na ako, pucha! HINDI AKO MAKASAMPA SA KAMA."

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by saraba1975 on Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:24 am

A nerd ask's his hot and sexy classm8 to have sex with him..


NERD: sex tayo?! Babayaran kita ng 1k, bibilisan ko lang.. ganito.. tatapon ko yung pera tapos pupulutin mo.. habang pinupulot mo tuwad ka after mo pulutin tapos narin ako sayo..

SEXY: tatawagan ko lang bf ko kung papayag sya ok?

BF: OO sige basta bilisian mo pagpulot para walang mangyari sa inyo..

SI BF TUMWAG ULIT...

BF: anu napulot mo nba?

SEXY: uuhhhhmmm... aaaahhh... uhhhhmmmm... ooohhh... ndiiii ppppaaaa.....

BF: bakit?!!!

SEXY: Tiggg pipiiisssooooo.....

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:07 am

^^ITLOG... Hindi mo alam sa GREEK, Hindi mo din alam sa FRENCH pero alam mo saLATIN!!

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:07 am

Dear Management,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything I do
4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don't get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures
9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are 65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,
The Management

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Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:08 am

^^Sa isang Bar:
German: Waiter, REMY MARTIN, double!
French: Waiter, CARLO ROSSI, single!
Pinoy: (naku, papakilala pa pala bago umorder) Waiter, POPOY ROQUE, hiwalay!

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Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:08 am

^^Tatay: Anak, kain na tayo, handa na ang paborito mong ulam.
Anak: Talaga tay?
Tatay: Hulaan mo, clue, may "chop" sa dulo.
Anak: Porkchop tay! Paborito ko yun!
Tatay: Ketchop anak, kain na!

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Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:12 am

^^ A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to
the
pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom.
I'm
going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and
I think
I may be in with a chance!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom and the
young man
leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me
another
condom because my girlfriend's sister is very
cute
too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might
strike it
lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and
as the
boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go
on, give me
one more condom because my girlfriend's mum
is still
pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes
eyes, and since she invited me for dinner,
think she
is expecting me to make a move!
a
During dinner, the young man is sitting with
his
girlfriend on his left, the sister on his
right and
the mum facing him.

When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his
head and
starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner
and
thank you for all you give us."

A minute later the boy is still praying;
"Thank you
Lord for your kindness."

Ten minutes go by and the boy is still
praying,
keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and
his
girlfriend is even more surprised than the
others. She
gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I
didn't
know you were so religious."

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad is
the
pharmacist!

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Re: It's Joke Time

Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:17 am

Juan: bday ng asawa ko
Pedro: ano regalo mo?
Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
P: ano naman sinabi?
J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
P: ano binigay mo?
J: Baraha.

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Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:18 am

Bisaya 1: " Gara ng kutsi, siguro kay Miyur iyan."!
Bisaya 2: " Dili bay!"
Bisaya 1: " Kay Hipi?"
Bisaya 2: " Tuntu ka man. Kay FATHER iyan. Gisulat niya sa likud
o,"'SAFARI'."

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Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:54 am

RANSOM
May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke bar ay inabot ng 5 am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:
"HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"

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Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:59 am

Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
Pedro: Baligtad yata?
Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!

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Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:07 am

Atty: Ano?? idedemanda mo boss mo ng sexual harrassment! !! dahil lang sa sinabihan kang mabango ang buhok mo!!!ano masama dun???
Girl: your honor, UNANO!!! ang boss ko.. UNANO!!!

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Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:07 am

Hinoldap si lumen
Pero dahil wais.. nilagay nya P500 sa panty
Kaya hindi nakuha,
Pero nang ibili nya sa grocery.. ayaw tanggapin.. fake daw!!!
dahil nakalabas ang dila ni Ninoy!!!!

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Post by acousticevents on Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:15 am

Pen pen de chorvaloo de kemerloo de eklavoo, hao hao de chenelyn de big uten, sifit dapat iipit, goldness filak chumuchorva sa tabi ng chenes!!! shoyan an..

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Post by khupz on Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:26 am

this cracks me up everytime!!

Go-Bingo Booboos:

"Timer starts NOW!"

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Contestant: Bra

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Arnel Ignacio: Ano ang malambot na bahagi sa ulo ng sanggol?
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Arnel Ignacio: Sa anong bansa nakatira ang mga Hindu?
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Arnel Ignacio: Ano ang isinusuot ng taong walang buhok?
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Arnel Ignacio: Si Superman ang lalaki. Sino ang babae?
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Arnel Ignacio: Ano'ng English ng amplaya?
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Arnel Ignacio: Ano ang kasunod ng kidlat?
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Arnel Ignacio: Para saan ang anti-dandruff shampoo?
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Arnel Ignacio: Ano ang nasa gitna ng donut?
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Arnel Ignacio: Merong 4 na seasons - spring, fall, winter, summer. Kelan nahuhulog ang mga dahon?
Contestant: Sa storm (oo nga naman... wala naman 4 seasons sa Pinas eh... bwahahaha!)

Arnel Ignacio: Ano sa ingles ang hinlalaki?
Contestant: Thumbmark

Arnel Ignacio: What is the capital of the Philippines?
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