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Post by D. Sanchez on Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:44 am

any pick up lines na hindi pa gasgas!

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Post by dark_questor on Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:24 pm

Eto pickup line na ginamit nung barkada ko:

"Miss, ikaw ba si _________?" (siyempre dedma si babae kasi gasgas na e, so follow up siya)

"Kamukhang-kamukha mo kasi e" (this time tumingin na pero blank facial expression, then eto yung bago..)

Bunot ng wallet barkada ko, kuha ng picture ng isa sa mga babae nya. Pakita nya sa babae. Pagtingin ng babae, nagulat.. kamukha nga nya..

Ayun, alam nyo na siguro kung saan nagpalipas ng gabi yung barkada ko.

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here's something old but sounds new...

Post by callcenter on Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:26 am

Nasa langit na ba ko?

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Post by rafer on Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:19 am

i just offer her a drink usually...

no pick up lines required with the usual do you come here often question??

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Post by joeidoc on Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:34 am

ahem, it will really depend on the setting, for a lady with a medical or automotive concern- " miss or maam, i think i can, or let me help you with that," ( i usually don't go to bars to meet girls, i bring the girls ive met to bars, so if i go to a bar, im usually "taken" na) Very Happy

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Post by tikboy on Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:46 am

if she's smoking, ask if you can borrow a lighter and pretend that you're unable to lit up her ligther. she will get her ligther then she will lit it up for you, then from there start any casual conversation... (i mean any)

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Post by ccchick on Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:32 pm

tikboy wrote:if she's smoking, ask if you can borrow a lighter and pretend that you're unable to lit up her ligther. she will get her ligther then she will lit it up for you, then from there start any casual conversation... (i mean any)

this worked.. sa akin sa pier 1 timog.. hahahaha!!! bounce

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Post by muffdiver on Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:15 am

Eto kaya:

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, is your name Zorayda Papautan?"

If she said No, then you are a lucky Man. Smile

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Post by rafer on Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:57 am

muffdiver wrote:Eto kaya:

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, is your name Zorayda Papautan?"

If she said No, then you are a lucky Man. Smile

nice one pero that usually constitute a slap in the face afterwards, hahahaha

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Post by coolzam on Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:12 am

dami ko natutunan dito sa room hehehe.....

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Post by rafer on Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:25 am

i think di mo na kailangan ng pick up line once you get to know the girl's movements, ako usually oberve muna mga 20-30 minutes if the girl is approachable or not....

make eye contact, dun pa lang alam mo na eh..

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Post by tikboy on Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:59 am

makapunta nga ng pier 1 timog, sana nandun ka din... Razz

ccchick wrote:
tikboy wrote:if she's smoking, ask if you can borrow a lighter and pretend that you're unable to lit up her ligther. she will get her ligther then she will lit it up for you, then from there start any casual conversation... (i mean any)

this worked.. sa akin sa pier 1 timog.. hahahaha!!! bounce

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Post by ccchick on Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:11 pm

tikboy wrote:makapunta nga ng pier 1 timog, sana nandun ka din... Razz

ccchick wrote:
tikboy wrote:if she's smoking, ask if you can borrow a lighter and pretend that you're unable to lit up her ligther. she will get her ligther then she will lit it up for you, then from there start any casual conversation... (i mean any)

this worked.. sa akin sa pier 1 timog.. hahahaha!!! bounce

hahaha!!! di n ako nakakapunta ng pier 1 eh.. malay natin.. heheheh Smile

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Post by dark_questor on Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:32 am

If nagkatinginan na kayo at biglang pumunta ng cr, cue na yun para masolo mo siya. Harangin sa may cr at doon makipag-usap.. mas ok kung siya ang bantay sa cr...

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Post by saraba1975 on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:15 pm

sa car show...
pretend to be a part of an airsoft magazine.. and there's a photoshoot.. Razz

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Post by mindhunter on Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:50 am

ccchick wrote:
tikboy wrote:makapunta nga ng pier 1 timog, sana nandun ka din... Razz

ccchick wrote:
tikboy wrote:if she's smoking, ask if you can borrow a lighter and pretend that you're unable to lit up her ligther. she will get her ligther then she will lit it up for you, then from there start any casual conversation... (i mean any)

this worked.. sa akin sa pier 1 timog.. hahahaha!!! bounce

hahaha!!! di n ako nakakapunta ng pier 1 eh.. malay natin.. heheheh Smile

ive tried that..wla nako maisip gawin kya lighter nalang. pero ito havent tried pero seen a friend done it. pag sa bar send the chick the drink shes drinking. and tell the waiter na complimentary drink from you sabay turo sa inyo. pag tinuro na kyo then thats the cue to be a man and talk to the girl. it worked for him.

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Post by bane826 on Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:14 pm

-favorite subject moba trigonometry?.. kahit sang angle kc ang ganda mo.

-bat kylangan pa ng gravity?.. e lagi naman akong nahuhulog sau.

-im a scientist.. at ikaw ang lab ko.

-pag ako gumwa ng planeta ikaw ang axis ko.. para sau lng iikot ang mundo ko

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Post by rafer on Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:41 am

do you have mirrors on your pants??? coz i see me in them...

sabay ilag....

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Post by ik2 on Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:40 am

how much...

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Post by skyks on Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:41 pm

mga boss bago lng ako dito pero meron ako share, nakuha ko lng din to sa iba, tpos effective sya sa officemates: hehe

nagugutom ako, meron kb pera jan?
tpos pag "wala" ung sinabi,
banat ka ng "kain tyo, treat kita"

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Re: Pick Up Lines?

Post by dekra on Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:55 am

Eto baka lang bago pa ito sa pandinig nyo Smile

Biglang sikmuraan ang babae na nais nyong makilala...

Babae: Aruy ko po... Bakit ba???? Sino ka ba ha????
Ikaw: Ako nga pala si _______. Ano pangalan mo?

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Re: Pick Up Lines?

Post by MARKY on Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:05 am

ETO MGA BOSS MGA GINAGAMIT KO HEHEHEHEHEHEH JOKE
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Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

Uy, picture tayo!
Para ma-develop tayo!

Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita.

Pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Kasi type kita.

I hate to say this, but… you are like my underwear.
‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!

P’wede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh.

May lisensya ka ba?
‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.

Am I a bad shooter?
‘Coz i keep on missing you.

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

Excuse me, are you a dictionary?
Because you give meaning to my life.

Bangin ka ba?
Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.

Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi i can’t smile without you.

Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
Maghapon at magdamag ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

Anong height mo?
Ha?! Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?

Sana T na lang ako.
Para I’m always right next to U

Are you Jamaican??
Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

Ako ay isang exam.
Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

Hinde tayo tao. Hinde tayo hayop.
Bagay tayo. Bagay talaga tayo.

Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashu-shoot ba kita?
Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

Can i take your picture?
Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?
Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?

Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

May butas ba puso mo?
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Hey, did you fart?
Coz you blew me away!

Favorite subject mo ba Geometry.
Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

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Post by xscann3r on Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:43 am

ako sa chinese girls ganito banat ko...
" NI HAO MUCH? "

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Post by kapitantutan on Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:05 pm

miss troso ka ba...

sarap mo kasi sibakin e...

ngyork ngyork ngyork

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Post by foreigneratmanila on Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:22 am

Get your self together and go talk to her, there is always something there to, start a casual talk and you'll get the signs...
If you still do not know how to start a casual conversation with a stranger...well...grow up!!!
Hello my name is Johnny and yours? Do i know you sir? Then start your talk!! Simple as that.

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