Break Up Lines

me: i want to break up with you na
boy: why? did i do something
me: yun nga eh.wala kang ginagawa. ako na lang lagi gumagawa!
boy: sige babawi ako next time
me: ayoko ng isip bata
boy: we have the same age naman ah, im matured enough
me: wag na! bad breath ka eh. di ko na kaya!
boy: sige magtotoothbrush ako mamaya
me: wag na! liit ng manoy mo
boy: sige iinom ako ng pampalaki
me: ang kulit mo ha, sinabi ng ayaw ko na sayo eh!
boy: di ko kayang mawala ka
me: dont worry,magkikita pa din tayo, nasa kwarto lang ako lagi ng TATAY MO!

me: maghiwalay na tayo
girl: sige


short but sweet. hahahahaha

Sorry, but I love him more than I love you. - used on me by my first ex

We just don't want the same things anymore. - used on me by my second ex

You are too good for me. - used on me by my third ex

Long distance relationships generally don't work out anyway so we might as well end it now. - used on me by my last ex

Always the dumpee, never the dumper...hay...